I put you in hot and attractive shoes, put you in comfy socks, lay you on a nice sheet at night, put the best sneakers on you for self defense, clean you, paint you all pretty and eat enough so that every part of my body, even you, can function.
AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME? WITH PAIN.
I wish I wasn't so much of a pussy when it comes to stubbing my toe.
Seriously.
I EXPERIENCE THE SMALLEST AMOUNT OF PAIN and I am reduced to a cussing, squeaking, whimpering fool.
I shouted like
"Sonofafuckingbitchthathurtlikefuckingaduckshitbastardrage!"
Fuck this I’m becoming a caterpillar.I shouted like
"Sonofafuckingbitchthathurtlikefuckingaduckshitbastardrage!"
*There's no reason why I wrote this post.
Yeah I'm like the mother of random.
Anyway, I changed the layout, the blog name and the url.
Why?
Cause I hate attention. It makes me insecure. I feel people might see a side of me which I want to keep under the shadows, hidden.
also the idea of people who know me pretty well, reading the blog used to restrict my writing. Heavily.
New beginnings always excite me.
okaybyenow.
:D
What's up Peach? Naya layout. Where'd the ramblings go?
ReplyDeleteAnd you couldn't have obviously shouted all of that in one go. Don't lie. Unicorns do not lie.
Hello.
ReplyDeleteRamblings gone. I wanted to go anonymous.
Changed everything.
And I can okay. I'm a super awesome Unicorn. :D
Never Let Me Go is a mindfuck.
ReplyDeleteLove it.
ugly ugly layout. good work
ReplyDeleteThe urge to be different. Plagues so many of your kind. I changed my URL too. This one seems to resemble my blog's mood, so I like it.
ReplyDeleteSuper awesome or not, unicorns can't lie. Period. Btw, I found one for you in the rain forests of Nebraska.
And queen of Random:P and
ReplyDeleteI'm stalking your Blog.:P
Purple - I know right :/
ReplyDeletehave you read the book though? Brilliant piece of literature.
Anup - so glad you visited! Yes, will work on the layout. and thank you :)
Burzum - There wasn't any urge man. Things weren't right..for some reason. Yes, I noticed your change the very first day :p
And you found one? Aww good boy. Ship it to Pune now XD
Hamza - hahaha yess i don't mind (:
Nahin, will not ship. You 'aven't said please. Nothing doing.
ReplyDelete:(
ReplyDelete[puppy face]
I feel for you. Really. I will send you the unicorn if I make it through CLAT. Ten minutes to go. xD
ReplyDeleteOh jeez! Best of luck! :D
ReplyDeletePoor you..but the experience made you write..thats good isnt it :P
ReplyDeletehahahaha yeah. stupid toe. :)
ReplyDeleteDid you try sucking it? That's what I would have done.
ReplyDeleteFlexibility issues.
ReplyDeleteI can't get my toe to my mouth. Such a shame.
NALSAR.
ReplyDeleteUnicorn dispatched.
OMGGGTHISISSOAWESOMEEE!
ReplyDeleteHolyfuccckk
Cloud 9 now? ^_^
Yes, Unicorn :D
Not really. I wanted Bangalore.
ReplyDeleteBut NALSAR is great too.
It is
ReplyDeleteBesides Hybd has a great night life :)
It does?
ReplyDeleteYou just made my job of choosing colleges easier Peach. xD
Hahahah! This post really made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteIm stalking you, too :P
Makes me happyyyy :)
ReplyDeleteOhh.. guys love being stalked. It's like dreamy and mysterious :P
ReplyDeleteP.S.: ur blog layout reminds me of another blog I love 2 read :)
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