Friday, May 20, 2011

Fuck you toe.

Hello Toe,
I put you in hot and attractive shoes, put you in comfy socks, lay you on a nice sheet at night, put the best sneakers on you for self defense, clean you, paint you all pretty and eat enough so that every part of my body, even you, can function. 
AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME? WITH PAIN.
I wish I wasn't so much of a pussy when it comes to stubbing my toe.

Seriously.
I EXPERIENCE THE SMALLEST AMOUNT OF PAIN and I am reduced to a cussing, squeaking, whimpering fool.
I shouted like
"Sonofafuckingbitchthathurtlikefuckingaduckshitbastardrage!"
Fuck this I’m becoming a caterpillar.

*There's no reason why I wrote this post.
Yeah I'm like the mother of random.
Anyway, I changed the layout, the blog name and the url.
Why?
Stalkers
Cause I hate attention. It makes me insecure. I feel people might see a side of me which I want to keep under the shadows, hidden.
also the idea of people who know me pretty well, reading the blog used to restrict my writing. Heavily. 


New beginnings always excite me. 

okaybyenow.
:D

23 comments:

  1. What's up Peach? Naya layout. Where'd the ramblings go?

    And you couldn't have obviously shouted all of that in one go. Don't lie. Unicorns do not lie.

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  2. Hello.
    Ramblings gone. I wanted to go anonymous.
    Changed everything.

    And I can okay. I'm a super awesome Unicorn. :D

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  3. Never Let Me Go is a mindfuck.
    Love it.

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  4. The urge to be different. Plagues so many of your kind. I changed my URL too. This one seems to resemble my blog's mood, so I like it.

    Super awesome or not, unicorns can't lie. Period. Btw, I found one for you in the rain forests of Nebraska.

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  5. And queen of Random:P and
    I'm stalking your Blog.:P

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  6. Purple - I know right :/
    have you read the book though? Brilliant piece of literature.

    Anup - so glad you visited! Yes, will work on the layout. and thank you :)

    Burzum - There wasn't any urge man. Things weren't right..for some reason. Yes, I noticed your change the very first day :p
    And you found one? Aww good boy. Ship it to Pune now XD

    Hamza - hahaha yess i don't mind (:

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  7. Nahin, will not ship. You 'aven't said please. Nothing doing.

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  8. I feel for you. Really. I will send you the unicorn if I make it through CLAT. Ten minutes to go. xD

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  9. Poor you..but the experience made you write..thats good isnt it :P

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  10. hahahaha yeah. stupid toe. :)

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  11. Did you try sucking it? That's what I would have done.

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  12. Flexibility issues.
    I can't get my toe to my mouth. Such a shame.

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  13. OMGGGTHISISSOAWESOMEEE!
    Holyfuccckk
    Cloud 9 now? ^_^

    Yes, Unicorn :D

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  14. Not really. I wanted Bangalore.
    But NALSAR is great too.

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  15. It is
    Besides Hybd has a great night life :)

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  16. It does?
    You just made my job of choosing colleges easier Peach. xD

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  17. Hahahah! This post really made me laugh.
    Im stalking you, too :P

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  18. Ohh.. guys love being stalked. It's like dreamy and mysterious :P
    P.S.: ur blog layout reminds me of another blog I love 2 read :)

    aJ

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