Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Jaanu Meri Jaan.

Okay so this is pretty random post that I decided to write.

Soo many assignments pending.
But I just so have to write about this.

Now, here I'm gonna deal with PDAs and physical intimacy as seen here (places considered Pune and Delhi)
I'm gonna restrain myself from naming the couples that inspired this post. Damn. Thats so hard.

- The forever lovey dovey couple - They normally talk like "Heeyyyyy jaaaanuuuu/baby/shonuuu/mera bachha)
They stick to each other like a pair of eels. They make plans to get married, names their kids even. They walk around holding hands always. They snog wherever they feel convenient. I've seen action in autorickshaws, PMT buses and the gardens. And oohh, parkings. Free porn milta hain.

- The Gavar (Delhite) couple - Entitled to my opinion. I think most delhites are gavar.
Sue me.
They mostly talk in crappy English. Like reaallly bad English. "I mizzz u sooo much :'("/
"Hmm toh aap ka din kaise tha my dear?"/ "Yaar you looks vaary nice yaaar"/ "Hey sweetii..muah my baby"
Since these people don't have any idea where to hangout, you'll mostly get to see much people in the Metros and malls (oh - so - keeewl- we - are)

- The 24/7 horny couple - Mostly found in my college. Can't elaborate. You get the idea, right?

- The Couple who hardly get to meet up - NOT long distances. I'm talking about the extremely busy
boyfriends and girlfriends who either NEVERR meet or meet up in group of people. There's always a certain amount of awkwardness between them. Slight touch gets us "hawwww".

- The always fighting couple - Pretty messed up. Fights/ abuses. So entertaining they are. I saw one this morning only. The guy was folding hands and shouting "Mujhe maaf krde meri maa!" and
the chick's reply was epic "Saale tune toh mere exam ki maa chudwadi!"

- The Famous Couple - The wholeee world knows they're dating. They make sure they put up "in a relationship" thingo on fb. This is followed my cuddly profile picture, status tags, wall posts.
The relationship is marketed very well.

- The Cute Couple - I thought I'd not name, but this title totally goes to Aru and Tissues (also anz and his chick). They are bloody wow. Replies to ILYs are 'fuck off'. And they get the right amount of public attention. DP and wall post do happen but limit mein. They're always taking each other's cases.

Like the rest of the posts, this one is too, pointless. Please stop expecting good stuff that makes sense, from me. Not fair. -____-


  1. Haha.. Well it's the same wherever you are in d world eh? I can squeeze my couple buddies into all of these kinds...=P

  2. You should come where I live.
    PDAs here are puke inducing.

  3. ooh ooh hyderabad is FULL of PDAs!! you can see them everywhere. Disgusting!!

    the cute couples, aww, i know of 1!!
    the famous ones, too attention seeking. a guy's status "i love u, ___ ___". how gay is that!

  4. i have seen all kinds of couples.. but in delhi they are absolutely different. you cant figure out what they want.. whether they want attention or they are fine with PDAs. m telling you i can never figure out couples in delhi

  5. Come back to Pune.
    Both of us will roam around figuring out couples.