Hello I'm facebook.
I help you connect with idiots who post stupid lyrics as status updates every hour.
Fucktards who +yp3 lyk dis.
Sluts who take slutty pictures.
Annoying bitches who's status updates are always :'( :'( :'(
Morons from your school.
Creepy relatives and long distance cousins who comment on every picture 'Hayee yeh ladka kaun hai?'
Weird low lifers who are always send you virtual puppies/poking you.
Prepare never to log into chat again.
*Note to self - Go back to Tumblr.