Sunday, January 9, 2011

Fakebook.

Hello I'm facebook.
I help you connect with idiots who post stupid lyrics as status updates every hour.
Fucktards who +yp3 lyk dis.
Sluts who take slutty pictures.
Annoying bitches who's status updates are always :'( :'( :'(
Morons from your school.
Scene kids.
Creepy relatives and long distance cousins who comment on every picture 'Hayee yeh ladka kaun hai?'
Weird low lifers who are always send you virtual puppies/poking you.
Prepare never to log into chat again.


*Note to self - Go back to Tumblr.

26 comments:

  1. random Facebook stalker guyJanuary 11, 2011 at 6:55 AM

    hiiiii dear

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  2. Mhhm.
    Random facebook stalker guy.

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  3. random Facebook stalker guyJanuary 11, 2011 at 10:00 PM

    is that you in the picture dear?

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  4. random Facebook stalker guyJanuary 12, 2011 at 6:02 AM

    But I want to do frandship with you. :(

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  5. random Facebook stalker guyJanuary 12, 2011 at 11:07 AM

    I wanna take you home Peach Pie. And I wanna eat you up.

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  6. random Facebook stalker guyJanuary 12, 2011 at 11:46 AM

    I wanna pour honey syrup all over you and eat you up.

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  7. random Facebook stalker guyJanuary 12, 2011 at 7:24 PM

    I don't mind my tasty honey bunny. Don't you want me to ravish you?
    You know what? you spin my head right round, baby right round, like a record baby, right round, round round.

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  8. Ek baabp ki aulad hain toh samne aa.

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  9. random Facebook stalker guyJanuary 12, 2011 at 10:16 PM

    How I love you. These filmy dialogs have made me fall for you.
    You know what? Falling feels like flying, just for a while.

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  10. random Facebook stalker guyJanuary 12, 2011 at 11:54 PM

    Tu badnaam ho ja mere liye. OK?

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  11. random Facebook stalker guyJanuary 13, 2011 at 12:05 AM

    Do you have a webcam honey bunny?

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  12. Nope.
    Buy me one na please. A webcam, a mac, iPhone, iTouch, iPad. Maybe a pet dog too.

    Get me all of this. And I'll do anyyything. ANYTHINNG

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  13. random Facebook stalker guyJanuary 13, 2011 at 12:18 AM

    Send me a dirty picture of you first. Then I'll send it all. Promise.

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  14. random Facebook stalker guyJanuary 13, 2011 at 12:24 AM

    Take a dirty picture for me, take a dirty picture. Send a dirty picture to me, send a dirty picture. DIRTY PICTURE.

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  15. random Facebook stalker guyJanuary 13, 2011 at 12:27 AM

    shinyclaws@gmail.com

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  16. random Facebook stalker guyJanuary 13, 2011 at 1:18 AM

    I am not a patient person. But I can try for you.

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  17. Hiiiiiiiiiiii
    did you get them nowwwww?
    Yayieeeeeeeee <3 :)

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  18. random Facebook stalker guyJanuary 13, 2011 at 11:40 AM

    I'm still waiting actually. Peach Pie.

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  19. random Facebook stalker guyJanuary 14, 2011 at 9:22 PM

    You peachy pie.

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