Hello I'm facebook.
I help you connect with idiots who post stupid lyrics as status updates every hour.
Fucktards who +yp3 lyk dis.
Sluts who take slutty pictures.
Annoying bitches who's status updates are always :'( :'( :'(
Morons from your school.
Scene kids.
Creepy relatives and long distance cousins who comment on every picture 'Hayee yeh ladka kaun hai?'
Weird low lifers who are always send you virtual puppies/poking you.
Prepare never to log into chat again.
*Note to self - Go back to Tumblr.
hiiiii dear
ReplyDeleteMhhm.
ReplyDeleteRandom facebook stalker guy.
is that you in the picture dear?
ReplyDeleteAbbey yaar.
ReplyDeletePakka mat.
But I want to do frandship with you. :(
ReplyDeleteThapad khaana hai kya ?
ReplyDeleteI wanna take you home Peach Pie. And I wanna eat you up.
ReplyDeletePitega tu
ReplyDeleteI wanna pour honey syrup all over you and eat you up.
ReplyDeleteYou'll get constipated.
ReplyDeleteI don't mind my tasty honey bunny. Don't you want me to ravish you?
ReplyDeleteYou know what? you spin my head right round, baby right round, like a record baby, right round, round round.
Ek baabp ki aulad hain toh samne aa.
ReplyDeleteHow I love you. These filmy dialogs have made me fall for you.
ReplyDeleteYou know what? Falling feels like flying, just for a while.
Tu badnaam ho ja mere liye. OK?
ReplyDeleteOk
ReplyDeleteDo you have a webcam honey bunny?
ReplyDeleteNope.
ReplyDeleteBuy me one na please. A webcam, a mac, iPhone, iTouch, iPad. Maybe a pet dog too.
Get me all of this. And I'll do anyyything. ANYTHINNG
Send me a dirty picture of you first. Then I'll send it all. Promise.
ReplyDeleteTake a dirty picture for me, take a dirty picture. Send a dirty picture to me, send a dirty picture. DIRTY PICTURE.
ReplyDeleteWhere do I sent it to?
ReplyDeleteshinyclaws@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteI am not a patient person. But I can try for you.
ReplyDeleteHiiiiiiiiiiii
ReplyDeletedid you get them nowwwww?
Yayieeeeeeeee <3 :)
I'm still waiting actually. Peach Pie.
ReplyDeleteYou lusty piranha !
ReplyDeleteYou peachy pie.
ReplyDelete