Tuesday, April 26, 2011

NotCreativeEnoughToThinkOfaTitle

I hate nothing more than wanting to say something and then forgetting what you wanted to say.
So I'll just sit in front of the screen, interrogating my brain for the information. 


Or. i'll just ramble. 
#1 - 
I was taking 3rd helping of ice cream. 
x - no no, you wouldn't want that. you know how many calories is that? 
me - you know how many fucks I give? 


Annoying when people watch what you're eating. Dude? My mouth, my food. 
#2 -
abc - "I can't watch Dexter. That guy is so ugly. How can you watch ugly people in the lead? 90210 is better"


wait. whaaaaat. Ugly? Dexter? not watching because he doesn't take of his shirt on the show? 
And 90210 IS BETTER?
Wtf. *facepalms*
#3 -
Blogs with Autoplays. 
What makes you think I want to hear your music?
At least let me choose to press play before you musically rape me.
#4 -
Jeans are so restricting. Not that I want to do splits. But I wouldn't mind being able to cross my legs and sit comfortably.
#5 - 
Being hungry in the middle of the night. 
Infinite trips to the kitchen. Each ends with a disappointment 
#6 -
Realizing 11:11 never works, never worked, will never work. 
#7 - 
A potentially fractured ankle.
while swimming. 
yay my life. 
#8 - 
Not having to set an alarm for 2 months. YAYYYIE!! This actually makes me happy. 
#9 -
Having to keep secrets from your best friend. And you're dying to get it out. 
#10 -
And dudeee! A Unicorn. Waaaaaaaant.





30 comments:

  1. #1 last line- totally agree- stop controlling mee
    #4 yes those are hot, clingy, and irritating. NOT a summer wear!
    #7 IIIII want to swim. no place :/
    #9 Secrets are easy to keep.
    #10 What's with little girls wanting unicorns? They have hoooooorns. NOT COOL!!

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  2. funny stuff. i so hate autoplay and the looking at somebody eating is just so wrong
    :)

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  3. Unicorns have horns - horns - horny - women wanting to be horny but dunno how to so they talk about wanting unicorns - unicorns codeword for "me so horny".

    I rest my case.

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  4. In the body of a Unicorn, we find
    - Hugs
    - surprises
    - Superglue
    - Happiness
    - kisses
    - love
    - stars
    - sunshine
    - hope
    - wishes
    - magic
    - RAINBOWWSSS!

    Nothing horny.
    and you'll not understand. you're a muggle.

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  5. Sakshi - Secrets are fatal. I can't keep. This one is too much onlyyyyyy man.

    Rivercat - Thaank you!
    :D

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  6. You don't want to do the splits? Why ever not?

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  7. Gorilla Bananas - Hahha nice nameee.
    I tired. Failed :/

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  8. Aww haha cute!Jeans are restricting??? It totally depends on the brand babe :P

    But man the post is adorable! (for sum unexplainable reason)

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  9. I think most jeans are weird.
    But thaaank you :D

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  10. I like you too!
    And I love your blog!
    :D

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  11. #1 - 145 cals per serving at an average. Am I an ass? Maybe.

    #4 - Were you forced to wear the jeans? Stop complaining. (ref to your earlier post)

    #5 - ALWAYS have a Bournville handy. Earn it, mind you.

    #10 - Gay? Yeah.

    And I know something wayyy more annoying than auto-play blogs.

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  12. i totally agree with the blog with the autoplay stuff...
    love your blog...really interesting...
    do visit my blog sometimes:)

    www.rainism-rohini.blogspot.com

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  13. Burzum - Gay or not. Unicorn FTW.

    Rohinie - You have a beautiful blog :)

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  14. Tea-cup pig or unicorn. I have to decide.

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  15. How greedy is you?

    I'll think about it. For now, no.

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  16. Did you ever say 'please'?

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  17. Promise me that'll work with you.

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  18. Uh-huh. Let it be then.

    You're getting neither.

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  19. It's so funny how much I can relate to this!
    1. I HATE forgetting what I had to say. I basically look at every thing around me hoping it would remind me what it was.
    2. I don't really know how I feel about Dexter. lol.
    3. I FEEL YOU ABOUT THE INFINITE TRIPS TO THE KITCHEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. Nothing. Every goddamn time.
    4. I hate lying. period. But that doesn't stop me :(

    I AM SUCH A UNICORN. HIGH NO HIGH :D

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  20. IM A UNICORNNNNNN TOO.

    YAYAYAYIIEEE. :D

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  21. Yaaaaaas!
    and we'll buy a fluffffffffffy unicornnnn :D

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  22. You started watchin Dexter...gold stuff

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  23. Despicable Me--hah, nice--loved that movie! Good luck with finding unicorns though.
    Cheers!

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  24. Thank the bloody lord, I found someone who thinks 90210 is crap. I HATE GOSSIP GIRL AND SIMILAR CRAP.

    3,5 and 9. I cannot agree more.

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  25. Abhi-Sherk - I'm almost done with Dexter! Waiting for Season 6! :D

    Captain Aloof - Thank you. Keep coming back :)

    AcetylCholine - I love your name. i miss chemistry suddenly.
    90210 is such shit. I hate. A lot.
    =)

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