Tuesday, March 15, 2011

FYI.

Things we all should know/do.

1. Its not the jeans that make your butt look fat.
2. Smile. Its suits you, man.
3. If a person is nice to you but not nice to animals, is a bad bad bad person. Stop talking to such people. And if they tell you that they hate animals, make a very grave face - like they've told you they've got cervical/testicular cancer.
4. Its okay to not want to talk anyone sometimes. Not even your closest people.
5. Experience doesn't stop you from making mistakes, it helps you to realize them, once made.
6. Its okay to cry to mumma. In her arms.
7. When you stub your toe, its okay to think that the whole world is conspiring against you.
8. Its okay to fantasize about a guy-in-love-with-some-other-girl. Wishful thinking.
9. When too worried/stressed, say it loud to yourself 'Calm Down And Fuck Johnny Depp'. Yumm.
10. Its okay to feel people who think Batman is better than Superman, are complete retards. **
[** I don't want any comment on this statement]
11. Its good if you tell people, 'hey you, you're fucking boring', on their face.
12. Its okay to like/love a (few) senior (s) who rest of the people think are the biggest chuityas on the face of this Earth.
13. You're normal if you try and imitate Spongebob's laughter from time to time. Keep tryin, you'll get there.
14. When unwanted people, push themselves into your lives, through phones calls, text messages, emails or a face to face encounter, tell them - ' your face, my wrist. Your broken skull, my wide smile :D' **
** Got this from paddy, actually. thanks paddy :D

15. Its okay to suddenly get the urge to play Quidditch, just as you hold a broom.
16. Its good to fall in and out of love everyday.
17. And, continue stalking dead fb profiles and continue to stare at certain people. Its very healthy.
18. If people tell you - more like, are after you ' pleaaasee follow my blogggg!!', tell them - ' NO. I don't find you interesting enough.
19. Since some idiots read this blog regularly. I removed this point20. Don't be stupid and silly. Leave that to me.

And please guys, do something on this blog. Pet the cat. Say hi to me. Something. Anything.

19 comments:

  1. I really like how you write. Nice post :)

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  2. Just what I needed to read =) Thanks
    I've lost contact with my blog and part of my life currently. Trying to catch a speeding train xD

    Bet on the final?... India vs. SL? and india l......=P

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  3. The 18th point. Hey, we need it. Even you are doing it. ''And please guys, do something on this blog. Pet the cat. Say hi to me. Something. Anything.''

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  4. Shaveen - Sure, the bet's on :D
    India vs SL, finals.

    Sakshi - Inbox message to the entire friend list "Follow my boring blogggggggggg!"
    Such people.

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  5. The bet is ON! xD
    @Sakshi: Haha. Well what can I say. SL! SL! =D

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  6. Love the talk.

    It's awesome when people who think ingenious write ingenious.

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  7. Hi, good to see the above views, you hopefully do put your money where your mouth is, right

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  8. hahah yes. I don't just talk about the above things. They're pretty much of my actions/opinions/thoughts. :)

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  10. A really amusing post, this one!

    -- You can't fuck Johnny Depp and be calm about it! :P

    -- The Batman of Christopher Nolan is not that great, but if you look at the DC Universe right now, Bruce Wayne is pretty strong. Superman is invincible but that'd be some fight ! :D

    -- You seem to be a Harry Potter fan with all the 'obliviate' and the "Quidditch". But I'd still prefer Wizard Chess! :D

    -- And it's NOT healthy to stare at dead FB profiles or to keep staring at people.

    Disclaimer : Could cause mild headaches, crying, mental disbalance or a physical/abusive encounter from the subject's bf/gf!

    All in all, nice post! :)

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