Sunday, February 27, 2011

Fat Fart fit fast.

Dera Baba Nanak Matrimony website - Search, chat & marry.

I laughed at that tagline for an hour. Don't ask me what I was doing on a Matrimony website.

I was bored okay. Life's too boring to be just one person.
Sometimes, I get soo bored, I start wishing, more like aggressive hoping, for something super cool to happen. Like, I suddenly start hoping for super powers. Or or or
I pretend I've inherited them for Superman.
So I get to be Supergirl.
Superwoman more like.
whatever.
Anyway, it'd be so fucking awesome if I were a superhero. I mean, everyone would love me.
People would name their kids after me.
I'll give rise to a whole new comic book series, sitcoms, movies, etc etc.
And my Logo/sign/face would be everywhere - books, bags, Tshirts, lingerie.
aaaah, the feeling of it.
I started a sentence with aaaah. :/
Not backspacing now.

I feel extremely jobless. I've got soo much work to complete.
But its my Brain.
Issko kaun smjhaiye?
When it decides to stop, it stops.
And puts a placard - 'Mental Block'

My teachers won't understand. They want pro - paaar work. [proper work]

And wow, India might lose the match.
Like there weren't enough problems already.

Ps. -
A new website crush here.
Pps -
MY BIRTHDAY IS COMINGGGG. :D
Ppps. -
Just made a tongue twister. Try it.

Fat Fart fit fast.

And from the looks of it now, India might just WIIIIIIIN :D
*Fingers crossed.*

10 comments:

  1. it was a tie
    n you are jobless!

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  2. You must be so happy. Your birthday is such a funny day.
    I went on that matrimony website. Funny

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  3. 2nd APRIL = My birthday.
    Not a funny day. Normal day.
    -________-

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  4. Even I, while lazing around, too lazy to pick u the remote or something, make the spider-man hand, but no web comes out of it.

    Yay your birthday...come here naa.

    Yeah I would love to were Super woman lingerie. NOT!!
    Same case, i have a ton of work, but ni mental capability or time.

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  5. Superman lingerie = awesome.
    Infact any superhero lingerie is.

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  6. Hulk should be the brand ambassador for superhero lingerie.

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  7. Bad choice.
    Bad choice.
    Bad choice.

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  8. Yes HULK faces on boxers. Good good.

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  9. HULK GREEN. That would be pretty epic when you poop your pants.

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