Showing posts with label Loveology. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Loveology. Show all posts

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Too young for love?


I know tomorrow is Valentine's Day!
I don't need 486936274966255486 texts for that.
I've got calender!

And tomorrow is my plan B with friends.
Plan B always works for me.

I thought this post won't be about Love. I decided I won't write about Love.
But fuck it.

So whaaaaaaaat is laaaauve?
I think.
Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
Love is with you in the room at Christmas, if you stop opening the presents and listen.
Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt and he wears it everday.
Love is when I abuse and shout at Harshit and how we have the our esspeshul bro- sis hug every morning.
Love is when mom just HAS to come kiss my forehead before she goes to bed.
Love is the moist eyes I get whenever I talk to Adwiti.
Love is how my dadi starts crying everytime she sees me crying.
Love is what happens to me when I hear Rashi's voice.
Love is what happens when Neeshu's is in Pune!
Love is Karthik, Eashwar, Rachit and me going to Cloud 9. What memories :)
Love is Jace caliing me. Adidiiiii
Love is Achu, Prachi, Anku, Appu, Harshit and me at some bhaarat dancing!
Love is how Vishi and I connected :)
Love is Vishi's shaadi memories. AHAHHA :p
Love is Rohit and Richi.
Love is how Arushi treats me. Like m a baby.
Love is how after the b-up I felt lonely. And suddenly there were SO many people for me.
Love is when the kids playing in the garden give me flowers (or leaves) when I'm goin home in the evening.
Love is the the feeling I got when I realized Sikka is leaving. Forever. I've never ever given anyone else a nice farewell :)
Love is when aka calls me 'chorri'
Love is childhood memories with Kshitij, Shekhar and Kritika. I miss you guys! :(
Love is the 'charity money' party with Dolfy :p
Love is the plans Richi and I make. HAHA :D
Love was class 12th!

I can go on and ooon and onnnnnn.
But I've got a truckload of assignments up my ass.

Happy Valentine's Day, readers!
=)

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Jaanu Meri Jaan.

Okay so this is pretty random post that I decided to write.

Soo many assignments pending.
But I just so have to write about this.

Now, here I'm gonna deal with PDAs and physical intimacy as seen here (places considered Pune and Delhi)
I'm gonna restrain myself from naming the couples that inspired this post. Damn. Thats so hard.
Anyway.

- The forever lovey dovey couple - They normally talk like "Heeyyyyy jaaaanuuuu/baby/shonuuu/mera bachha)
They stick to each other like a pair of eels. They make plans to get married, names their kids even. They walk around holding hands always. They snog wherever they feel convenient. I've seen action in autorickshaws, PMT buses and the gardens. And oohh, parkings. Free porn milta hain.

- The Gavar (Delhite) couple - Entitled to my opinion. I think most delhites are gavar.
Sue me.
They mostly talk in crappy English. Like reaallly bad English. "I mizzz u sooo much :'("/
"Hmm toh aap ka din kaise tha my dear?"/ "Yaar you looks vaary nice yaaar"/ "Hey sweetii..muah my baby"
Since these people don't have any idea where to hangout, you'll mostly get to see much people in the Metros and malls (oh - so - keeewl- we - are)

- The 24/7 horny couple - Mostly found in my college. Can't elaborate. You get the idea, right?

- The Couple who hardly get to meet up - NOT long distances. I'm talking about the extremely busy
boyfriends and girlfriends who either NEVERR meet or meet up in group of people. There's always a certain amount of awkwardness between them. Slight touch gets us "hawwww".

- The always fighting couple - Pretty messed up. Fights/ abuses. So entertaining they are. I saw one this morning only. The guy was folding hands and shouting "Mujhe maaf krde meri maa!" and
the chick's reply was epic "Saale tune toh mere exam ki maa chudwadi!"

- The Famous Couple - The wholeee world knows they're dating. They make sure they put up "in a relationship" thingo on fb. This is followed my cuddly profile picture, status tags, wall posts.
The relationship is marketed very well.

- The Cute Couple - I thought I'd not name, but this title totally goes to Aru and Tissues (also anz and his chick). They are bloody wow. Replies to ILYs are 'fuck off'. And they get the right amount of public attention. DP and wall post do happen but limit mein. They're always taking each other's cases.

Like the rest of the posts, this one is too, pointless. Please stop expecting good stuff that makes sense, from me. Not fair. -____-