Showing posts with label Its okay.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Its okay.. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

FYI.

Things we all should know/do.

1. Its not the jeans that make your butt look fat.
2. Smile. Its suits you, man.
3. If a person is nice to you but not nice to animals, is a bad bad bad person. Stop talking to such people. And if they tell you that they hate animals, make a very grave face - like they've told you they've got cervical/testicular cancer.
4. Its okay to not want to talk anyone sometimes. Not even your closest people.
5. Experience doesn't stop you from making mistakes, it helps you to realize them, once made.
6. Its okay to cry to mumma. In her arms.
7. When you stub your toe, its okay to think that the whole world is conspiring against you.
8. Its okay to fantasize about a guy-in-love-with-some-other-girl. Wishful thinking.
9. When too worried/stressed, say it loud to yourself 'Calm Down And Fuck Johnny Depp'. Yumm.
10. Its okay to feel people who think Batman is better than Superman, are complete retards. **
[** I don't want any comment on this statement]
11. Its good if you tell people, 'hey you, you're fucking boring', on their face.
12. Its okay to like/love a (few) senior (s) who rest of the people think are the biggest chuityas on the face of this Earth.
13. You're normal if you try and imitate Spongebob's laughter from time to time. Keep tryin, you'll get there.
14. When unwanted people, push themselves into your lives, through phones calls, text messages, emails or a face to face encounter, tell them - ' your face, my wrist. Your broken skull, my wide smile :D' **
** Got this from paddy, actually. thanks paddy :D

15. Its okay to suddenly get the urge to play Quidditch, just as you hold a broom.
16. Its good to fall in and out of love everyday.
17. And, continue stalking dead fb profiles and continue to stare at certain people. Its very healthy.
18. If people tell you - more like, are after you ' pleaaasee follow my blogggg!!', tell them - ' NO. I don't find you interesting enough.
19. Since some idiots read this blog regularly. I removed this point. 20. Don't be stupid and silly. Leave that to me.

And please guys, do something on this blog. Pet the cat. Say hi to me. Something. Anything.